[Marvel, Dear Evan Hansen, Assassination Classroom] 3 podfics

[flyingthesky]

Title: You ate the heart-shaped herb. by flyingthesky
Reader: flyingthesky
Bingo Square(s): Read Animatedly/Flowers Challenge
Fandom: Black Panther
Pairing: Gen
Length: 3:25
Summary:
Should the king be the one to wield them, if it's all gone so wrong, up until this point?

No, the herb tells you, but we are one now. Fix what you have broken. I grant you the power to.

Content Notes: Because of the square's nature, I didn't level out the yelling. It is rather louder than the rest of the podfic.
Link to Podfic: google drive link or soundcloud (which only exists because I embedded it into the text above).

( These other two are NSFW so I'm putting them under a cut. )

Could the mods please add fandom tags for Assassination Classroom and Dear Evan Hansen? Don't worry about the novel part, AO3 doesn't even though they're two different things.

[Teen Wolf] Talking my Language

[babelghoti]

Title: Talking My Language by FunkyinFishnet
Reader: babelghoti
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Length: 0:16:19
Summary: Derek's pack is up to something. Why are they suddenly crowding around Stiles? Why does Stiles keep leaving Derek flowers? And why does Stiles keep visiting Laura's grave?
Content Notes: No Archive Warnings Apply

Link to Podfic: [podfic] Talking My Language

For the April Theme Challenge ("flowers").

[Sherlock BBC] The Only Unproblematic Slash [Pod]Fic

[myrdschaem]

Title: The Only Umproblematic Slash Fic by songlin
Reader: myrdschaem|arioch
Bingo Square(s): Meta, More Articulation (for you)
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Length: 10:38 [13.8 MB]
Summary:
I decided to write this after being OUTRAGED by the number of highly problematic and abusive fanfics I see on this site! Honestly I shouldn't even post it here at all, since AO3 is complicit in LITERAL SEX TRAFFICKING and ABUSE by allowing just anyone to post whatever they want. But it's the best website for posting fic. What am I supposed to do, raise money to pay for servers and use AO3's entirely, 100% open source code to start a new site that upholds REAL MORALITY? Anyways here's my fanfic. If you comment on this fic with ANY NEGATIVE OPINION it's ABUSE and I will call the FBI. I'm only 28, so if you comment on this fic at all and you're older than me, it's GROOMING and I will call the FBI.

Enjoy!

Content Notes: No Archive Warnings Apply, Character DEATH, ALL THE WARNINGS

Link to Podfic:

Stream or Download via Google
Download via Mediafire
Link to AO3 Post

Also fulfills the April 3 v Shape Challenge!

[Original Fandom, Firefly, Dragon Age] 3 podfics

[b9]

Title: Going Viral by  Isis  

Reader: b9

Bingo Square(s): Yuletide
Fandom: "Octopuses and Other Cephalopods (Anthropomorphic)" is a Yuletide-spawned fandom. Of course.
Pairing: None
Length: 00:01:19
Summary: The octopus mastermind sees her plans come to fruition.
Content Notes: No content notes apply.

Link to Podfic: Going Viral




Title: Fowl Balls (The Ain't No One Here But Us Remix) by  Isis  

Reader: b9

Bingo Square(s): Something new
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: None
Length: 00:01:48
Summary: Jayne is in a fowl mood. As always.
Content Notes: No Content notes apply, although my attempt to speak a phrase in Mandarin is possibly an aural crime.

Link to Podfic: Fowl Balls




Title: The Tale of Brave Ser Pounce-a-Lot by  Isis  

Reader: b9

Bingo Square(s): no editing
Fandom: Dragon Age: Origins
Pairing: None
Length: 00:01:17
Summary: A poem in praise of the most magical of cats.
Content Notes: No content notes apply.

Link to Podfic: The Brave Tale of Ser Pounce-a-Lot

For the April V challenge on my card. (Card is here.)  Reserving my chat for now.

Mods, a fandom: Dragon Age: Origins tag is needed