Podfic Bingo

Some folks on twitter were feeling shirty about a particular Wangxian fic, and suggested creating a collection of "Bland Times with Wangxian": no smut, no real conflict, no -isms of any kind. Curtain fic, in essence. SO.....I wrote a literal "shopping for curtains" ficlet this evening, and then because I have "domestic" on my bingo card, I podficced it as well. Enjoy.


Title: Blinds Time with Wangxian by semperfiona
Reader: semperfiona
Bingo Square(s): domestic
Fandom:The Untamed
Pairing: Lang Wangji/Wei Wuxian
Length:0:02:48
Summary: Lan Zhan and Wei Ying go shopping for curtains at Ikea. They decide not to buy any and get blinds instead.
Content Notes:

Link to Podfic: [Podfic] Blinds Time with Wangxian

Title: as the light changes and shadows move across the room by TheDameJudiWench
Reader: semperfiona
Bingo Square(s): Free space
Fandom:MDZS/The Untamed
Pairing: Lan Wangji/Wei Wuxian
Length:0:18:10
Summary: Lan Wangji visits Wei Wuxian in Yiling.

 

You want to kiss him here in the street. You want to buy him something candied so you can taste the sugar on his lips and on his fingers. Instead you ask, "Join me for breakfast?"
Content Notes:2nd person, angst, hand job

Link to Podfic: [Podfic] as the light changes and shadows move across the room

Title: Six Days at Mr Fell's by Thimblerig
Reader: semperfiona
Bingo Square(s): collaborate with a writer, trans character
Fandom:Good Omens
Pairing: Gen
Length:0:11:30
Summary: So Mr Fell’s is right next to Intimate Books, which I wasn’t ever allowed to go into, and it’s built like a crossroads inside. The stacks would make anyone feel small, and there are step-stools to get to the top, and chairs covered in shabby velvet that you can sit and read in for as long as you like, and a chaise longue at the end of the North branch. It has a tartan blanket. It feels like you can disappear in there for days...
Content Notes:None

Link to Podfic: Six Days at Mr Fell's

Title: Interlude by KaynaraWriter
Reader: semperfiona & greedydancer
Bingo Square(s):Multiple POVs
Fandom:Carry On Series by Rainbow Rowell
Pairing: Simon/Baz
Length:0:16:52
Summary:On Christmas Eve, Simon and Baz navigate their sleeping arrangements and more.
Content Notes:None

Link to Podfic: Interlude

Cover art by dr_fumbles_mcstupid


Title: Morning Hours by Arsenic
Reader: semperfiona
Bingo Square(s):Character of Color, Unfamiliar Fandom
Fandom:West Side Story (1961)
Pairing:None
Length:0:05:42
Summary:Character study of Maria, post-musical
Content Notes:None

Link to Podfic: Morning Hours

Cover art by me


Title: On we two the high stars will shine by scribe
Reader: semperfiona
Bingo Square(s):Non-linear story
Fandom:The Fionavar Tapestry
Pairing:None
Length:0:40:07
Summary:The story of Loren & Matt
Content Notes:Non-graphic eye injury

Link to Podfic: On we two the high stars will shine

Cover art by me


Title: We Keep Meeting by scioscribe
Reader: semperfiona
Bingo Square(s):Angst
Fandom:Hamilton
Pairing:Aaron Burr & Alexander Hamilton
Length:0:30:12
Summary:In which Hamilton finds himself a little more non-stop than even he expected, and Burr doesn't know why he's surprised that even death can't make Alexander Hamilton lie down and be quiet.
Content Notes:Hamilton is already dead before this fic starts

Link to Podfic: We Keep Meeting

Cover art by me


Fulfills May's challenge: triangle Apparently not. I misunderstood the definition of the shape.

A couple podfics for late December and January, setting up to eke out a blackout on my second card by using my accumulated cheats. One tiny podfic to go, hopefully posted tomorrow. Edit: Added it to this post

I had six cheats left: using five of them to
- replace 'read slowly' with 'collaborate with one or more writers'
- replace 'read animatedly' with 'use sound effects'
- replace 'transform existing podfic' with 'female character'
- replace 'mixed media' with 'first time'
- replace 'record original fic' with 'trans character'

Title: to a nunnery, go, and quickly too by starknight
Reader: semperfiona
Bingo Square(s):Collaborate with one or more writers, Use sound effects, Female characters, First time
Fandom:Good Omens
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley (both female)
Length:1:54:47
Summary: “I bet,” Crowley said slowly, as if she were relishing each syllable as they passed across her tongue, “that you couldn’t make it as a nun.”

In which Crowley and Aziraphale train to be nuns in the 1960s, and entirely fail to think through the consequences.
Content Notes:implied referenced homophobia, self-harm as practiced by nuns for repentance, explicit femslash

Link to Podfic: [podfic] to a nunnery, go, and quickly too


Title: Out and the Open (chapter 1) by HenryMercury
Reader: semperfiona
Bingo Square(s):Close to the chest, Trans character
Fandom:Harry Potter
Pairing:Draco/Harry (both female; Draco is trans)
Length:1:03:48
Summary:The war is over, and Draco finally has the courage to decide who she is.
The war is over, and Harry finally has the freedom to decide what she likes.
Content Notes:Transphobia from side characters

Link to Podfic: Out and the Open

I'd wondered about how to achieve "close to the chest": but those exact words appeared in a fic I wanted to record anyway, so...bonus!

Title: The Bionic Woman Meets V'Ger by semperfiona
Reader: semperfiona
Bingo Square(s):Write and record your own story, Higher pitch effect
Fandom:The Bionic Woman, Star Trek The Motion Picture
Pairing: Gen
Length: 0:00:52
Summary:[see title]
Content Notes:

Link to Podfic: The Bionic Woman Meets V'Ger

My card here

Title: The Swordmaster's Lover by Mari
Reader: semperfiona
Bingo Square(s): harlequin, try an accent
Fandom:Star Trek 2009
Pairing:Chekov/Sulu
Length:0:11:38
Summary: Hikaru contemplated Pavel's glistening rod, which was as flushed and hard as a Damascene sword fresh from the forge and ready to be shaped.

Hikaru finds Pavel's porn. Sort of.
Content Notes:

Link to Podfic: [Podfic] The Swordmaster's Lover



This satisfies the December shape challenge, and also Bingo!

Title: Antiquated Communique by tielan
Reader: semperfiona
Bingo Square(s):het, epistolary
Fandom: MCU Thor
Pairing: Jane Foster/Thor
Length: 0:04:19
Summary: What do you do when your lover is the Prince of Asgard and half a galaxy away?
Content Notes:None

Link to Podfic: Antiquated Communique

Title: The Last Post by Rheanna
Reader: semperfiona
Bingo Square(s):Read a Fic Cold, Read with Breaths, Lower Vocal Range
Fandom:Fandom, Livejournal
Pairing: None
Length:0:10:52
Summary: Is there anyone here?
Content Notes:None

Link to Podfic: The Last Post

Satisfies both October challenges, as well as several squares. A nicely spoopy little story.

Title: only thing that can quench my thirst by tinsnip
Reader: semperfiona
Bingo Square(s):read sexy
Fandom:Good Omens
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Length:0:06:52
Summary: Aziraphale can do something for Crowley that Crowley wants more than anything else. But they've both got to be careful...
Content Notes:is this preternatural bdsm? there's no sex...

Link to Podfic: [Podfic] only thing that can quench my thirst



This is the most erotic G-rated fic I've ever encountered.