Podfic Bingo

Title: Care and Feeding of Your Janet by samalander 
Reader: Chantress 
Bingo Square(s): Repod Cold
Fandom: The Good Place
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:11:31
Summary: Please read this guide carefully before activating your Janet.

Content Notes: none

Link to Podfic: Care and Feeding of Your Janet

Title: Meditations, written by LenaLawlipop 
Readers: Chantress, greedy_dancer, Jetainia, and LenaLawlipop, with soundscaping by TheLordOfLaMancha
Bingo Square(s): Read with Breaths, Collaborate with one or more writers, Read Angrily
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:17:58 (Lambert's meditation; entire work is over an hour)
Summary: Caed'mil. Start by putting on your headphones, finding a quiet place to rest comfortably, and enjoy the text and podfics for a series of guided meditations based on characters from The Witcher. Each chapter is a different character, performed by a different podficcer: LenaLawlipop as Geralt, Jetainia as Eskel, Chantress as Lambert, and greedy_dancer as Vesemir. Each meditation features soundscaping by TheLordOfLaMancha. We hope you enjoy them. And enjoy your rest. You've earned it. Va fáill.

Content Notes: none

Link to Podfic: Meditations Part 3: Lambert

(Finally getting around to crossposting this from Pod-Together after *mumblemutter* months!)

Title: Spheres in Commotion, Elements in Harmony by Chantress 
Reader: Chantress 
Bingo Square(s): Breathplay, Read Drunkenly, Write and record your own story, Read Loudly
Fandom: The Witcher (TV)
Pairing: Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer
Length: 00:21:40
Summary: Jaskier's curious. In a strictly objective, scientific sense, of course. Definitely.

Content Notes: none

Link to Podfic: Spheres in Commotion, Elements in Harmony


(Mods, I think we need a "square: breathplay" tag!)

Title: Two Corpses We Were by Chancy_Lurking
Reader: Chantress
Bingo Square(s): Free Space
Fandom: The Witcher (TV)
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:07:47
Summary: Annoyance is a flimsy weapon to use against the feeling of dread crawling up her throat, but it’s all she has. They’re stuck here together and the Bard isn’t even awake to keep her entertained, the bastard. She never should’ve gone into that bar; she should’ve gotten on the fucking boat and left him to his troubles, but no. The little irritant had gotten it in his head to play hero and she couldn’t leave well enough alone, not after he saved her.

Fat lot of good it did them both.

(Yennefer goes back to save Jaskier, but just finds herself down a hole with him.)

Content Notes: graphic violence, whump, major character injury

Link to Podfic: Two Corpses We Were

Title: Autobiography by greywash
Reader: Chantress
Bingo Square(s): Meta
Fandom: none
Length: 00:58:56
Summary: This is a true story.
Content Notes: underage sex, consent issues, disturbing content, substance use/abuse

Link to Podfic: Autobiography

Title: Five Things Integra Hellsing Has Prayed For by miri_cleo
Reader: Chantress
Bingo Square(s): Higher Vocal Range
Fandom: Hellsing
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:10:57
Summary: Five double drabbles; five things Integra Hellsing has prayed for.
Content Notes: mentioned canon-typical violence, canonical character death

Link to Podfic: Five Things Integra Hellsing Has Prayed For

Title: Speak the Living by Paian
Reader: Chantress
Bingo Square(s): Action/Adventure
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Pairing: Drey'auc/Teal'c, Teal'c/OMCs
Length: 00:53:23
Summary: When the gods are revealed as frauds, new rituals take the place of the old.
Content Notes: canon-typical violence, canonical character death

Link to Podfic: Speak the Living

Title: Touching Freedom by endeni
Reader: Chantress
Bingo Square(s): Random Fic
Fandom: Rogue One
Pairing: Cassian Andor/Jyn Erso, Cassian Andor/Original Characters
Length: 00:19:11
Summary: The things Cassian has done for the Cause.
Content Notes: underage sex, dubious consent, prostitution, character death, canon-typical violence

Link to Podfic: Touching Freedom

Title: it's a long way forward (so trust in me) by suzukiblu
Reader: Chantress
Bingo Square(s): 2+ Hours Long
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt/Jaskier
Length: 04:02:59
Summary: Geralt is not making a nest. Jaskier has noticed this. Geralt is in fact drinking a rather foul-smelling potion that sours the sweetness of his scent and muffles its otherwise obvious meaning.

“Does that stop heat?” Jaskier asks curiously, absentmindedly tuning his lute as he speaks. He hadn’t thought anything could, but, well . . . witchers and their potions.

“No,” Geralt says darkly.

Content Notes: explicit Omegaverse smut (including knotting)

Link to Podfic: it's a long way forward (so trust in me)

Title: gnawing through the bars by notquiteaghost
Reader: Chantress
Bingo Square(s): Sing
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt/Jaskier
Length: 00:22:04
Summary: Jaskier is. Jaskier is wearing— Jaskier is in a dress. A well-tailored dress, tight to his torso, his waist, that shade of light blue he’s so fond of, sleeves close around his arms, wrists, somehow he’s both delicate and intimidating. The fabric makes a sound when he moves. A dress.

not actually a fic about jaskier wearing a dress, but a fic about jaskier gently chipping away at all geralt's repression and trauma, and how every relationship containing one trans person will eventually contain only trans people

or: jaskier transitioned when he was still in his teens. not everyone is so lucky

(Part 1 of the "i will keep it safe" series)

Content Notes: none

Link to Podfic: gnawing through the bars

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Title: come on out and live by notquiteaghost
Reader: Chantress
Bingo Square(s): Trans Character
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt/Jaskier, Geralt/Yennefer
Length: 00:19:22
Summary: When Geralt is ten, she’s a boy.

She’s a boy, because they’re all boys, because Witchers are men, because the spells only work on men. She has short hair and she wears trousers and she spends her days fighting, because they all do. She can’t remember any different, not clearly, not with anything other than a strange, aching kind of longing she doesn’t understand.

She’s a boy. She doesn’t like being a boy. She doesn’t like a lot of things – the sounds of swords clashing, the reddish vegetable they put in the stew sometimes, when the older boys try to explain things to her that she knows. Life, she’s learning, is a lot about putting up with things.

(Part 2 of the "i will keep it safe" series)

Content Notes: none

Link to Podfic: come on out and live

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Also claiming my "Trans Character," "Incorporate Music," and "Write and record your own story" squares for June's Shape Challenge (Diagonal: 3 Squares)!