[The Witcher] caveat emptor
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podfic_bingoTitle: caveat emptor by ![[archiveofourown.org profile]](https://p.dreamwidth.org/b164c54b26e4/-/archiveofourown.org/favicon.ico)
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Reader:Chantress
Bingo Square(s): Fail (at) Sex
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt/Jaskier, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer
Length: 00:29:21
Summary: The ambiance was the perfect blend of seedy and cheerful, which also accurately described the middle-aged woman who approached him with a broad smile as he stood there looking around. "Welcome to Tabitha's House of Pleasure!" she exclaimed. "What can I help you find today?"
"To be honest," Jaskier said, "I came in looking for rope, but I'm easily distracted."
(In which Jaskier buys some enchanted rope to use on Geralt, and Shenanigans Ensue.)
Content Notes: (nonsexual) urination
Link to Podfic: caveat emptor
Reader:
Bingo Square(s): Fail (at) Sex
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt/Jaskier, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer
Length: 00:29:21
Summary: The ambiance was the perfect blend of seedy and cheerful, which also accurately described the middle-aged woman who approached him with a broad smile as he stood there looking around. "Welcome to Tabitha's House of Pleasure!" she exclaimed. "What can I help you find today?"
"To be honest," Jaskier said, "I came in looking for rope, but I'm easily distracted."
(In which Jaskier buys some enchanted rope to use on Geralt, and Shenanigans Ensue.)
Content Notes: (nonsexual) urination
Link to Podfic: caveat emptor
