Podfic Bingo

Summary: Ever since the day he met Jack Zimmermann, Shitty has seen it as his solemn duty to aggressively love him. (He just didn't know how aggressive the love Jack needed would be.)

Notes and acknowledgements: Recorded for the "Incorporate Physical Sound" square. I would also like to use my "Free Space" with the square "Incorporate Music" to bring me to a ~*BLACKOUT*~ WOOOOOOOT!

Thanks to angelsaves for suggesting the perfect podfic for this prompt! I made all the sound effects myself, mostly by actually slapping myself on the thigh and working my best porn star moans. Definitely one of the most entertaining podfics I've ever recorded.

Thanks to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting!

Original Fic: here
Author: angelsaves
Fandom: Check, Please!
Pairing: Shitty/Jack
Rating: Explicit
Tags: Spanking, Biting, Face-Slapping, BDSM
Songs: "Lullaby of the Leaves" by Ella Fitzgerald, "All the Single Ladies" by Beyonce
Length: 00:33:13

Paraka: MP3 (46 MB) or M4B (31 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

Summary: Scotty and Bones have a drink.

Notes and acknowledgements: Thanks to Brenda for having blanket permission and to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting!

Original Fic: here
Author: Brenda
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Gen
Rating: Gen
Warnings: None
Length: 00:02:41

Paraka: MP3 (4 MB) or M4B (3 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

Recorded for the "Gossip" and "Read Drunkenly" squares.

Summary: Elena is married off to Mithian for reasons. This goes about as well as could be expected.

Notes and acknowledgements: Thanks to growlery for having blanket permission, and to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting!

Original Fic: here
Author: growlery
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Elena/Mithian
Rating: Gen
Warnings: None
Length: 00:02:33

Paraka: MP3 (3 MB) or M4B (3 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

This arranged marriage AU podfic was recorded for the Harlequin square.

Summary:
Someone is waiting for Tara.

Notes and acknowledgements:
To whoever the anonymous creator of this fic is, thank you for gifting your story to fandom.

Gratitude as always to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting.


Original Fic: here
Author: orphan_account
Fandom: Discworld, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Gen
Rating: Gen
Warnings: Tone is lighthearted and humorous, but does contain references to major character death and animal death.
Length: 00:01:09

Paraka: MP3 (2 MB) or M4B (1 MB)
Audiofic Archive: here

Recorded for the May challenge "pets/animals".

Summary:
It's her life story, and she has some issues with it.

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Notes and acknowledgements:
Thanks to stepquietly for suggesting I record this fic. What a fantastic story!

Hugs as always to Paraka and Jinjurly for their archives.

Recorded for the squares "Yuletide", "Character of Color", and "Fairy Tale" for Podfic BINGO 2016.

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Original Fic: here
Author: innocentsmith
Fandom: The Ugly Duckling
Pairing: Gen
Rating: Gen
Warnings: Deals with race issues
Length: 00:31:14

AO3: here
Paraka: MP3 (43 MB) or M4B (29 MB)
Audiofic Archive: here

Notes and acknowledgements:
Thank you to DesireeArmfeldt for permission to podfic. Love, as always, to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting space.

Recorded for the "1st POV", "Read With Silence", and "Read with Breaths" squares for Podfic BINGO 2016. I edited out mistakes, but left in all pauses and breath noises. The effect isn't as bad as I'd worried, at least to my ears.

Summary:
Fraser prepares Ray for the Quest.

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Original Fic: here
Author: DesireeArmfeldt
Fandom: due South
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None
Relationship: Gen, or possibly Fraser/RayK
Length: 00:05:26

Paraka: MP3 (7.8 MB) or M4B (5.4 MB)
Audiofic Archive: here

Summary:
"Miguchi-san," she says, "I cannot pretend to understand the technicalities of what my son has achieved, or brought upon the world. So you must excuse my ideas if they seem foolish to you. You are conversant with all the particulars; I can only speak of what I know. Akira was never 'Sai', and he did not create 'Sai'. 'Sai' existed, and Akira found him – it. He accomplished what his father could not.

"Perhaps he believed that if he succeeded, he would be able to meet Shindou-san again."

Notes and acknowledgements:
Thank you to stepquietly for suggesting this podfic to fill the "Character Death" square for Podfic BINGO! It's such a gorgeous story, and I had a ton of fun with it.

Love and hugs as always to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting.

Original Fic: here
Author: Petronia
Fandom: Hikaru no Go
Pairing: Shindou Hikaru/Touya Akira
Rating: General
Warnings: Major Character Death
Length: 00:37:25
Song: "Haunted (Taylor Swift Piano Cover)" by TheRickymh on YouTube

Paraka: MP3 or M4B (52 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

Keeping track of all of the sound effects and edits and music on this podfic was a nightmare, so please let me know if I've left anything out, or the timing on something is off.

There is another podfic of this story by aiwritingfic here. I've downloaded it and am excited to listen myself, so go check it out!

Summary:
What do you mean had?

Notes and acknowledgements:
Eternal gratitude as always to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting!

Original Fic: here
Author: Brighid
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None
Length: 00:04:54

Paraka: MP3 (7.1 MB) or M4B (4.9 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

Summary: The fortunate thing about being a rabbit, Sid thinks, is that when you are a rabbit, all other complaints pale in comparison to the simple problem of being a rabbit.

Notes and acknowledgements: Thanks to sethjonesy and withoutpants for permission to record and eiirene for permission to use her adorable bunny!Sid art in the cover! Love as always to Paraka, Jinjurly, and the archivists.

Original Fic: here
Author: sethjonesy & withoutpants
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Length: 00:11:25

Paraka: MP3 (16.7 MB) or M4B (16.9 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: Check back later.

Recorded for the May Challenge: Transformations.

Summary: So, John and Rodney and Ronon and Teyla get stuck in a cave. Naturally, hijinks ensue.

Notes and acknowledgements: Thanks to Basingstoke for permission to record this, and Paraka and Jinjurly and the Audiofic Archivists for generally winning at life.

Original Fic: here
Author: Basingstoke
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: Ronon Dex/Teyla Emmagan/Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: Explicit
Length: 00:35:55

Paraka: MP3 (34.8 MB) or M4B (35.3 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

Bingo Squares: "Read Sleepily"