[The Mandalorian] don't get your tinsel in a tangle

[xdiorix]

Cover art by: reena_jenkins

Title: don't get your tinsel in a tangle by not_so_weary_pilgrim
Reader: blackglass
Bingo Square(s): free square
Fandom: The Mandalorian
Pairing: Mando/Omera
Length: 1:16:58
Summary: Cara stares at him. “I’m sorry. You can’t come over to watch the game at my place because you’re doing what?”

Dyn very carefully keeps his eyes on the paperwork in front of him. “Because I’m taking the kid shopping for Christmas stuff.”

“Christmas stuff,” she echoes. “Like…a tree? A plate for Santa’s cookies?”

He frowns, distracted from his goal of avoiding eye contact. “They make special plates for that?”

“Dude.” Cara’s mouth hangs open. “You’re buying a tree? And, like, are gonna decorate it with ornaments and lights and – “

“Yes,” he snaps. “I’m sure you’re happy my years of being the resident grinch have finally come to an end.”

“Oh, I’m not happy,” she says, leaning back in her chair with a horrifying grin. “I’m ecstatic. Forget the game, I’m coming with you guys.”

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The Modern-AU/Christmas fic that absolutely nobody asked for.
Content Notes: No Archive Warnings Apply

Link to Podfic: At AO3

And with that, I have my SECOND BLACKOUT

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[The Witcher] current pulling you closer

[babelghoti]

Title: current pulling you closer by theredtailedhawkwithjewelsforeyes
Reader: BabelGhoti
Bingo Square(s): Collaborative/Multiple/Gang, Stimulation, Read Sexy, Female Character
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier/Yennefer
Length: 0:08:59
Summary: theredtailedhawkwithjewelsforeyes
Content Notes: No Archive Warnings Apply

Link to Podfic: [podfic] current pulling you closer

Using 2 cheats to swap "Read Animatedly" for "Read Sexy" and "Dirty Talk" for "Female Character".

And that's one last blackout!