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Title: I was looking for a hooker when I found you
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sunsetpanic
Read by:[personal profile] dr_fumbles_mcstupid
Fandom: Teen wolf
Pairing: Derek Stiles
Song Credit: Lost Kitten by metric
Duration: 30:38
File Type: MP3
Summary: From this brilliant prompt over at the teenwolfkink LJ comm:
Stiles is a twenty year old virgin who really wants to get fucked. But he doesn't want it to be super awkward or strange with some person he picks up in a bar so he orders a call man or whatever you call a male call girl [gigolo? Hustlers are on the street?] and he asks them to come to a hotel. Cue Derek who is not a hooker! but accidentally knocks on the wrong door, and Stiles is all HOLY SHIT YES and kisses him, and Derek is like, well, it's the right door now, and they have sex.

Cue the next morning when Stiles is all, I didn't know hookers spend the night and Derek is like, what do you mean hookers. [Please leave Derek as a werewolf.]
Notes: So this was recorded fo [personal profile] k_town 's birthday, only the first recording was ruined by a faulty microphone :( So finally way late here is the finished version. Happy B-Day Ktown!
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