The 500 Helmets of Bartholomew Knight (Check Please!)

[code_switch]

Title: The 500 Helmets of Bartholomew Knight by jedusaur
Reader: codeswitch
Bingo Square(s): Read Animatedly, Crack
Fandom: Dr. Seuss, Check Please!
Pairing: Gen
Length: 4:42
Summary:
“Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”
“K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.
“Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

Link to Podfic: at ao3

Comments

[code_switch]

Naturally I did enjoy myself quite a lot while recording this! With phrases like "spendiferous flowsposion," how could I not? What an excellent crack fic. I'm glad it made you laugh too, and I always like hearing where people listen to podfic.